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Janet Jackson Tries on Wedding Gowns at AIDS Benefit in Cannes, Maybe It's Performance Art?
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Designers are starting to make us confused: First Versace comes out with a black gown (Gianni Versace's been dead for 15-years, Donatella Versace) and now the house of Emilio Pucci, known for its crazy prints, puts Janet Jackson in...this.
Maybe it's meant to be performance art?
Are we supposed to get a paintbrush and doodle orange paisleys on Janet's boobs? Can we, can we, can we?
Nicole Scherzinger Is a Futuristic Babe at Men in Black 3 Premiere—Are You Sorry Now, Simon Cowell?
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When a man dumps you, looking hot can help ease the pain. But when a whole show breaks up with you, looking ridiculously perfect at a mega-movie-premiere is the only way to get effective revenge and we've found the perfect example.
It's been just under five months since Simon Cowell dropped Nicole Scherzinger as a judge on X-Factor, replacing her and Paula Abdul with Britney Spears and Demi Lovato.
Given the red-hot dress that the onetime Pussycat Doll wore to the premiere of Men in Black 3 in New York, we wonder if Simon might be kicking himself right now...
Shoegasm! Diane Kruger's Nicholas Kirkwood Heels: Gotta Have It or Make It Stop?
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Diane Kruger hasn't disappointed us during her trip to the Cannes Film Festival.
In less than a week, she's worn everything from rose gold Vulcan armor, to a badly slashed high school cheerleading uniform held down with nothing but licorice whips—we've loved every minute of it.
Now she's moved on to a casino date in Monaco with boy-toy Joshua Jackson and you will not believe where the girl is stacking her chips...
Bitch Stole My Look: Kim Kardashian vs. Zoe Saldana
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Didn't know that Balmain made gladiator armor, did you? Well, when a bitch steals your look sometimes you gotta suit up and dress for a fight!
First into the arena was Avatar über-hottie Zoe Saldana, who wore the gold and white embroidered minidress back in August. The 33-year-old stunner adopted the slightly militaristic look, aptly enough, for the premiere of her gun-happy flick Colombiana.
But then Kim Kardashian stepped out of the armory this week at Cannes and the fight was so on...
Kristen Stewart Is All Smiles at On the Road Cannes Film Fest Premiere—Sign of the Apocalypse?
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What a tough life that Kristen Stewart leads: Another day in southern France, another night with Robert Pattinson, another Balenciaga outfit to wear.
We pity her. We really do.
Now, the Twilight star usually has two red carpet looks—boyish and miserable, or mini-skirted and miserable.
But hold up, what's this? A pale pink, floor-length embroidered gown and a half grin? Wait a second, are we sure this is K.Stew?
Milla Jovovich Buried Alive in Precious Metal at Cannes—We Can Think of Worse Ways to Die
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Yep, there's a supermodel swimming around in all that gold and sequins.
We hadn't heard from Milla Jovovich in a few weeks—because, you know, she's our total BFF—so we unleashed a pack of high-fashion search poodles to root her out.
Turns out she was busy being buried alive in a floor-length Prada gown that doubles as a gold mine...
Lady Gaga as Catwoman? Singer Sports Super-Skintight Attire Upon Arriving in Bangkok
Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart Throw Garage Sale at Cannes—We’ll Take K.Stew’s Heels for $5
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Check out Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart palling around for a photocall at the Cannes Film Festival!
Our thoughts? Hey, glad you asked! Sometimes you've gotta love a look, sometimes you've gotta trash a look and sometimes you have to whip out your cherry picker, because this is about as mixed a bag as it gets.
Let's start rummaging before the crowds get here...
Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova's Cannes Film Festival Gown: Gotta Have It or Make It Stop?
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Some gals get their dresses from a boutique or a designer.
Then there's Karolina Kurkova, who prefers to strip-mine her gowns straight from the bowels of coal country.
Made from only the finest crude oil and couture slag, this Roberto Cavalli mermaid gown hugged the supermodel with slick precision as she slid around the Cannes premiere of the Brad Pitt flick Killing Them Softly.
Fashion Face-Off: Kim Kardashian vs. Gwyneth Paltrow
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It's a battle of the beauties!
Kim Kardashian was simply stunning in a gorgeous Emilio Pucci gown as she and Kanye West hit up a party on pal Diddy's yacht in Cannes on Tuesday night.
But if the midriff-revealing outfit looks somewhat familiar, well, that's because Gwyneth Paltrow donned the same-styled dress last September when she attended the 2011 Emmy Awards.
