Chris Jackson/Getty Images, HBO"Omigod, you're such a Samantha!"
"Ugh, stop being such a Carrie for a second and listen to me."
"That royal baby is totally a Charlotte. No, seriously. That's her name."
Surely, you've heard or said something like that while amongst your group of friends (except that last sentence), because ever since HBO graced us with Sex and the City, females have had four easy categories to put themselves in via the four characters: Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha.
(Truth bomb: You probably think you're a Carrie, but chances are you are a Miranda. And there's no shame in that because Miranda is badass).
Anyway, since it was announced that Prince William and Kate Middleton named their adorable little princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, we couldn't help but liken her to Charlotte York, the Park Avenue princess from Sex and the City. And if she lives up to her name and becomes a "total Charlotte," we already know what the spare heir will be all about in her future:
1. She'll be a champion for love.
2. Her pastel game will be on point.
3. She will be adorably enthusiastic about even the smallest things.
4. She'll be the "good girl" of the group, rarely letting herself get too out of control.
5. She will love and support her friends fiercely.
6. She might be a bit naïve, but most of the time that makes her endearing
7. She'd be quick to offer advice to her friends, even if they didn't really ask for it.
8. She won't really like confrontations…
9. …but she will get into a screaming match if it means defending people she loves.
10. She will constantly be on the lookout for her (actual) prince.
11. Her style will be classic and timeless.
12. She'll have amazingly shiny hair, which will definitely come true because, well, have you seen her mother?
13. She'll be an accomplished athlete, which will make her quite competitive in her adult life.
14. She'll be a bit old-fashioned with her morals and dating rules, but she'll probably break them for the right guy.
15. She'll be the most popular girl at school: homecoming court, prom queen, head cheerleader (if applicable) and probably student body president and/or a teen model for Ralph Lauren.
16. She'll be a total optimist, despite people trying to convince her that the real world is anything but.
17. She'll mind her manners. Always. You better believe a thank you note or an RSVP from her will never be late.
From Park Avenue to the Palace, welcome to the world Princess Charlotte!
Plot twist: Princess Charlotte grows up to be a total Miranda! That would be awesome, too.