John Stillwell/ - WPA Pool/Getty ImagesDaaaamn, baby! You like to keep your audience waiting, don't you? You're already acting like a princess or prince. (But hopefully princess).
Seriously, it seems like this royal baby was supposed to be here like, two weeks ago. We went on official royal baby watch in mid-April, and now we're in May and…nothing. And usually it would be no big deal, but the longer the world has to wait for the royal baby, the more insane people get. Seriously, a cone at the hospital now has its own Twitter account. Someone please help these poor souls.
Well, only one person can save them: that beautiful baby that refuses to come out of Kate Middleton. What's your beef with being born, baby?! Everyone has been waiting so long we're all convinced you're just never going to get here ever and Kate will just be pregnant for the rest of her life:
I HAVE BEEN PROMISED A ROYAL BABY WHERE IS IT ENOUGH ALREADY
? Leslie Grossman (@MissLeslieG) April 29, 2015royal baby... where are you?!?!
? Erin Fahey (@ErinFaheyy) May 1, 2015This says it perfectly. #RoyalBaby #GreatKateWait pic.twitter.com/1eCUsbXkan
? Almost a Royal (@Almost_A_Royal) May 1, 2015Another day passes and still no #royalbaby. I think it's time we ask ourselves, was Kate even pregnant? #GreatKateWait
? Natalie Cooke (@NatalieWCooke) May 1, 2015When is this Royal baby coming? I've been expecting it, everyday since last Monday.
? June M (@JunM85) May 1, 2015REALLY no royal Baby yet? ??
? Allison Brown (@Allison_D_Brown) May 1, 2015Someone told me the royal baby was on its way yesterday. They were pulling my leg weren't they.
? Beck Holden (@Beck_Holden) May 1, 2015For the last week people have been saying, "Today is the day." I'll believe it when it happens. #GreatKateWait #RoyalBaby2
? The Duchess Life (@TheDuchessLife) April 25, 2015where is the royal baby!! where is it!!!
? sarah (@oxfordcommmas) May 1, 2015The royal baby is so late, they should name it Royal Mail....
? Zahid H Dar (@ZHDar) May 1, 2015Where. Is. The. #RoyalBaby?
? Laura Hibbs McKenzie (@HibbsDontLie) May 1, 2015Ha ha! Times up #RoyalBaby2 as seen on @royal_london on Instagram (comic Dan Lacey) #RoyalBabyWatch #GreatKateWait pic.twitter.com/YmkqpD8Kkb
? Kelly Mathews (@allthingsregal) May 1, 2015No baby yet what's happening #RoyalBabyWatch
? mhairi (@mhairigraham1) May 1, 2015Where is the #RoyalBaby?!! ??
? Rachel Rix (@rachrix) May 1, 2015Well, I did the laundry, vacuumed, washed the dishes & cleaned the letterbox. . .is there a #RoyalBaby yet????
? Molly Claire (@Msmollyclaire) May 1, 2015Day 31. No #RoyalBaby. Surprise? Nah. Becoming emotionally numb. Yes. pic.twitter.com/AxXW4XB6xr
? Almost a Royal (@Almost_A_Royal) May 1, 2015#RoyalBaby #RoyalBabyWatch
Come on Kate !!
This pregnancy seems to be going on forever. pic.twitter.com/3tE3ODbysn
? Emma Macdonald (@EmmaMac111) May 1, 2015Where's the royal baby at though
? Esther (@estherlouisex) May 1, 2015Where is the royal baby? I have all the time in the world to be on watch this weekend, let's get this ball rolling ??
? Miranda Lynch (@mn_lynch) May 1, 2015Can someone please inform the #DuchessofCambridge to end the #GreatKateWait. #RoyalBabyWatch #RoyalBaby #WilliamandKate
? James Farnell (@jamesmfarnell) May 1, 2015Can the #RoyalBaby get here already! I have been dying to know ?? #RoyalBabyWatch
? Ashley Finethy (@afinethy) May 1, 2015No royal baby? pic.twitter.com/KDkzL3c1BT
? Molly Claire (@Msmollyclaire) May 1, 2015Very soon, I am having a scotch to mark the end of a long day with no #RoyalBaby
? Sarah Hampson (@hampsonwrites) May 1, 2015When is this #RoyalBaby going to make an appearance?! I'm so impatient!! #RoyalBabyWatch
? Paige Allen (@bypaigeallen) May 1, 2015Come on Kate!! Itching to know if the royal baby is a girl or boy #RoyalBaby
? Farhana. (@FarhanaaOx) May 1, 2015Come on Kate, push for Christ's sake. I've got an evening in and the telly is rubbish. #royalbaby
? Olly Perris (@ollyperris) May 1, 2015@almurray At this rate there will be couples who have only just met will have their second child before the royal baby arrives.
? Gavin #TeamRedders (@DoctorLeeds) May 1, 2015When. Is. The. Second. Royal. Baby. Going. To. Be. BORN!!!!!!
? Bryanna (@Bryanna0311) May 1, 2015