If you spent yesterday celebrating the presidents of this great country away from the Internet, you may have missed Lindsay Lohan's freckles and bare breasts. Don't worry, you can still ogle them here.
New York magazine managed to get LiLo in a state of undress usually reserved for more intimate moments by using those three little words that make any starlet strip down: Marilyn Monroe re-creation.
Donning a voluminous wig, winged eyeliner and, uh, not much else, La Lohan revisited the famed "Last Sitting" photo shoot with the very same photographer who captured the intimate moments of the screen legend just six weeks before she was found dead.
Never mind the eerie parallels that can be drawn between the two voluptuous actresses or that we can't figure out why Lindsay is on the cover of every magazine right now promoting absolutely nothing. The real issue here is real or fake, of course! (And you know what we're talking about.)
But maybe you just want to enjoy the pics? Then please do so. We're guessing whatever magazine spread we may find Lindsay in next week will feature a few more clothes.