Did you miss the Grammys? Did you just watch them but you were trippin' balls so you don't remember any of it? Either way, we are here to catch you up. People performed, trophies were given out, Sam Smith won at life and that's about it.
Really the Grammys was all about that audience atmosphere. This is what you need to know about what happened offstage during the 2015 Grammys:
1. Kanye West almost Kanye'd Beck because he thought Beyoncé had the BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME.
2. Beyoncé was horrified, but like the rest of us, her husband Jay Z found it hysterical.
3. A cameraman told Sir Paul McCartney to sit down, and was probably promptly fired soon after.
4. Taylor Swift danced like the beautiful, special butterfly she is.
5. Unfortunately, Pharrell had absolutely zero time for Taylor.
6. Haim danced.
7. So did Chrissy Teigen.
8. Nicole Kidman also danced. Sort of. Not really.
9. Rihanna talked to Blue Ivy and it was the most adorable photo in the history of pictures.
10. Beyoncé and Jay Z once again represented everyone's #relationshipgoals.
11. Taylor talked and laughed with Kanye, thus proving that in five years Beck will be able to laugh about Kanye's interruptions.
12. Kim Kardashian took a ridiculous looking selfie with Chrissy Teigen.
13. Lady Gaga rang the alarm hard for AC/DC and she didn't care that the whole world was watching.
14. She also got a little fresh with her date, Tony Bennett.
15. Another #relationshipgoals moment happened, this time with Kimye. We're not sure what's happening here, but it's definitely what couples do when they are in it for the long haul.
16. Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus had some sexual innuendos for everyone.
And that's it. That was the Grammys! What did you think about the show, Prince?
Same, Prince. Same.