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The 21 Worst Things to Hear on Valentine's Day

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Happy Valentine's Day! Or not happy Valentine's Day! Let's start over: It's Valentine's Day!

Today is the quote unquote most romantic day of the year! It's also a day where, at any moment, you could have you heart absolutely shattered into a million, billion pieces. Here are the worst things you could hear this Valentine's Day: 

Things You Don't Want to Hear Any Day (But Are Especially Bad Today):

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1. "I love you, [wrong person's name.]"

2. "I think we should see other people."

3. "So I found your Tinder."

4. "Get tested."

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If You Are Dating This Person, Break Up With Them Immediately:

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5. "Valentine's Day is a made-up holiday created by Hallmark to sell greeting cards."

6. "I swear I got you something. It's in the mail."

7. "We're just friends and he's lonely so he's taking me to dinner. Don't be jealous."

Worst. Plans. Ever.

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8. "I have to work late." / "I have to cancel." / "Let's reschedule."

9. "Can we go dutch?"

10. "Do you want to watch Valentine's Day?"

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Worst. Present. Ever. 

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11. "I didn't know we were doing gifts this year."

12. "You said not to get you anything..."

13. "I made your gift this year!"

Aw, You're Single! That's OK...

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14. "You'll find someone someday."

15. "Is anyone joining you? No? Just you?"

16. "I want grandchildren!"

17. "Aw, you're such a good friend."

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Miscellaneous Misery:

18. "We need to talk."

19. "I'm confused."

20. "I'm tired."

21. "I'm gassy."

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Happy V-Day! Let's all go cry together!

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