Oh, Jennifer Lawrence, we love your stories.
Adding to her already long list of outrageous quotes, the funny actress appeared on Conan to chat about her new movie American Hustle, and shared that if she wasn't in show business, she'd want to be a maid. Why, you ask?
Well, because she enjoys spraying stuff and making the bed and—most importantly—snooping around people's stuff.
Speaking of snooping, J.Law had a very interesting (and awkward, hilarious, memorable...you name it) story about her maid coming across a number of sex toys.