(WARNING: This story contains spoilers from last night's True Blood season finale.)
Alexander Skarsgård got naked on last night's True Blood. Like, naked naked.
The actor, who plays vamp Eric Northman on the HBO hit, has long said that he's perfectly comfortable shooting in the nude ("I'm from Sweden. We don't wear clothes in Sweden.") and apparently prefers to skip the modesty sock on set.
So last night, during the show's sixth-season finale, Alexander became the first male on the show to go full frontal. Northman, full of fairy blood, stepped out into the light to do some au natural sunbathing in Sweden.
Not everyone was impressed though. Parks and Recreation star and the queen of Twitter livetweeting, Retta, said, "Got a glimpse of the Northman piece and I'm hoping that scene really WAS shot on an arctic tundra. #ShrinkageOrShrimpage"
Being the greedy little fang bangers that we are, we have to ask: Who will follow his lead and go full frontal next? The odds, below:
Ryan Kwanten aka Jason:
What He's Shown So Far: Everything but—also, everything butt. He shows his butt a lot.
Reasons to Get Naked: Sex, more sex, sometimes he's just walking around naked, sex.
Odds of Going Full Frontal: 50 to 1. If he was going to do it, he'd have done it by now.
Stephen Moyer aka Bill:
What He's Shown So Far: Lots of side butt, the occasional full-on mooning.
Reasons to Get Naked: Vampires are just naked a lot. Usually because of sex.
Odds of Going Full Frontal: 2 to 1. His wife, Anna Paquin, has already done it.
Sam Trammell aka Sam:
What He's Shown So Far: Nearly everything, with well-placed objects blocking little Sam.
Reasons to Get Naked: He's a shapeshifter and is fully naked before and after shifting.
Odds of Going Full Frontal: 15 to 1. It'll probably happen, now that Skarsgård has done it.
Joe Manganiello aka Alcide:
What He's Shown So Far: Six-pack abs, plenty of butt (from the side, from behind, etc.)
Reasons to Get Naked: See above, but substitute werewolf for shapeshifter; sex.
Odds of Going Full Frontal: 10 to 1. But only after he does it (for real) in Magic Mike 2.
Robert Kazinsky aka Warlow:
What He's Shown So Far: Side butt, almost penis.
Reasons to Get Naked: Sex in a fairyland graveyard, sex elsewhere.
Odds of Going Full Frontal: 0. He died. RIP, Warlow. We hardly knew you(r body).
Nelsan Ellis aka Lafayette:
What He's Shown So Far: He's been shirtless.
Reasons to Get Naked: His muumuu slips off?
Odds of Going Full Frontal: 100 to 1.
Chris Bauer aka Andy Bellefleur:
What He's Shown So Far: His butt.
Reasons to Get Naked: A photo of his butt was posted to Facebook.
Odds of Going Full Frontal: Please don't.