Not trying to break the Internet or anything, but Beyoncé is posing in the shower!
Not to worry though, Jay-Z: The sexy singer kept it clean and was fully clothed in her Tumblr pic.
In the shot, Blue Ivy's 31-year-old mama wears sneakers, leather pants and an ornate patterned top. She shoves her hands in her pockets and makes some combination of duckface/kissy-face. (This is only acceptable when you're Beyoncé.)