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The Canyons, Lindsay Lohan

The Canyons

Oh, The Canyons—what are we going to do with you?

The Lindsay Lohan and James Deen flick's first teaser trailer back in July seemed to be a montage of Los Angeles made for potential tourists, while the latest release reminds us of a 1970s cheesy thriller.

But at least we get to see parts of the movie this time. 

Yes, in the latest teaser trailer—which features an interesting choice of background music and yet again, no dialogue—we see some half-naked bodies and a too-cool-for-school Deen with his porn partner-in-crime, LiLo. 

And although there's no speech during the clip, there's text to let viewers know that The Canyons is "where the sex is as cheap as the budget, and the only way out is death."

Dun, dun, dun—cue Lohan's fearful face. 

No seriously, just watch it.