The Modern Family winners came backstage right after Christina Hendricks told me she does not like to talk about her killer curves (if you can believe that!).
And there was stunning Sofía Vergara, in a form fitting flowing dress that left little to the imagination. I asked Sofia if she, too, had a reluctance to discuss her buxom bod:
"You want to talk about my figure?," she asked with coy excitement. "I love talking about my figure!"
Like a kid on Christmas morning, she asked excitedly, "What would you like to know?"
What are you wearing underneath?
"My K-Mart underwear!" she said strutting and preening. "Do you like?"
Love. So what's your diet?
"I like guacamole," she said, in all earnestness,
Do you work out?
"Yes, I have to because Julie [Bowen] works out.
At this point Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner interrupted, wanting to know why I wasn't asking about his underwear.
Sorry, Matt! You're a genius and all, but for some reason it just didn't come to mind.