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Blond hair? Check. Gypsy 05 maxi dress? Check. Oversize white sunglasses that make her look like the love child of Elvis and a tzetze fly? Check.
With so much going for her, why doesn’t Tori Spelling look exactly like Paris Hilton?
She missed one key ingredient: self-inflicted spray-tan gun wounds. Better luck next time, Tori.