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Pieces of Bristol Palin's memoir Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, have been revealed even though the book is not out yet. I for one am relieved, because now I really don't have to read it. Much of the book focuses on Levi Johnston and how the two of them made a baby, which makes sense because that's the reason she has a book. Apparently Bristol lost her virginity to Levi while camping in a tent. Fun for Levi, he got to pitch two tents on that trip. Not fun for Bristol. She claims she was drunk, then awoke alone with no memory of what...or who...went down. That sounds like the plot of a Life Time movie, or of my teenage years minus the camping. Bristol goes on to complain that Levi was unfaithful and refers to him as a "gnat." This is going to be great reading for their son when he grows up. He can bring it with him to therapy along with all of the articles in his scrapbook about how he was the biggest mistake of her life.