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    Ditch, Do or Marry Round Up! Funny Men Make Great Hubbys!

    Jason Segel, Kelly Bensimon, Neil Patrick Harris John Shearer/WireImage; Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage; Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

    It's time for another roundup of your favorite game—just admit it!

    Of course we're talking about Ditch, Do or Marry! You told us (pretty vocally, must add) who you wouldn't want to touch with a 10-foot pole, who you'd want to spend a night of horizontal dancing with and who you'd want to bring home to the parentals.

    So here are your results regarding men who tickle your funny bone, rich trophy-wives of the "real" variety and homo-lovin' DILFs:

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    Kelly Bensimon is least ditchable of the Housewives!

    Hands down, the most comment sentiment towards these single sistahs was—to quote reader bobo—"Are you serious? Ditch. Them. All. Ugh."

    But since you have to pick (those are the rules, after all), the most ditched beyotch was Atlanta babe Nene. After that, kookoo crazy Kelly Bensimon of the New York set was hot enough not only to nab most marryable but also most doable (with Bev Hills housewife Camille Grammer barely losing on the latter).

    What an honor, Kell!

    You definitely want to see Andy Samberg's "d--k in a box!"

    While all you chuckle f--kers agree that SNL star Jason Sudeikis, The Lonely Island comedian Andy Samberg and How I Met Your Mother funny man Jason Segel are good for a laugh, you seemed to have a tough time picking and choosing between the dudes.

    But alas, numbers don't lie, and the hubby of choice was Jason Segal. Who also happened to grab the loser title too. What the heck, guys and gals—do you want to hitch him or ditch him?

    Jason Sudeikis was a close second for least liked tho, just barely beat out by the other J.S. But don't feel too sad, Sudeikis, because you also came in second (after Andy, of course) in the "do" category. Uh, is anyone else totally confused?

    Nobody is achin' for Clay Aiken anymore.

    We must apologize for what most of you all though was the "easiest DDM ever." It's not exactly easy to find out-and-proud papas in Tinseltown.

    Over half of you ditched American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken in favor of a night of "Livin' La Vida Loca" with superstar Ricky Martin and a lifetime of love with How I Met Your Mother womanizer and uber-host Neil Patrick Harris.

    Sounds about right to us!

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