A big league biopic announcement, swanky engagements galore and one very pissed-off social princess: Just another week in Tinseltown, right?
We asked for your input on some of the hottest goss out there. So who would you like to see take on the iconic roles of Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor? Which closeted Vice couple should step out at a pride parade? And what's the best way for Paris Hilton to break back into the biz?
Here's what you had to say:
Kim and Kris are Meant To Be!
While some of you skeptics (like kitkat) bitched that "the bigger the diamond the shorter the shelf life," over half of you chose Kim Kardashian and her soon-to-be-hubby Kris Humphries as most likely to make it down the altar.
Only a third of you thought Nikki Reed and her two-month-BF-turned-fiancé were meant to be. And even less—11 percent to be exact—thought both Kim and Nikki are in it for the long haul. Way to be totally unromantic, guys and gals!
Tyler and Crowe are the Way To Go!
No one is going to be able to replace Burton and Liz in our hearts, but nearly a third of you feel Liv Tyler and Russell Crowe are the next best thing. Many of you sounded off in the comments that while Liv sure looks the part—and the two gals even have similar names—L.T. may just be "too sweet" for the role.
Brangelina and the Kate Winslet/Ewan McGregor combo were hot on Liv and Russell's trail, each nabbing nearly 20 percent of the votes. Shocker—we totally though Ange would dominate this poll, guess you commenters are craftier than we think!
Extreme Makeover: Paris Edition
Paris has a problem: No one seems to care about her hotel heiress self anymore. But half of you decided a journey on gal pal Nicole Richie's "path to reinvention" was your top remedy for Paris' dwindling fame. If N.R. could go from rehab to riches, Par can ditch her controversial ways and do the whole prim and proper thing.
Luckily, only 12 percent of you wanted to see a second sex tape. Wasn't the one bad enough?
Toothy and Grey: True Luv 4eva!
Like it was ever even a question! Fifty-six percent of you believe it's time for Toothy Tile to face the music and open that closet door, with hubby Grey Goose lovingly at his side, of course! And we agree. It's been a decade, can you even imagine the party Team Truth would throw if T2 said "I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!"
Butter Pussy came in at a distant second with 21 percent of the vote, nobody seemed to give a hoot Venetia Vag-O-Matic came out, and Nevis Devine and Barrington Bang Me were a noticeably absent. Maybe next pride season!