Screen GemsDear Ted:
Just wondering if you are going to talk about the downhill slide of Gwyneth Paltrow lately? She started out the year with a fun performance on Glee, but of course, that Cee Lo Green song is an easy one that didn't really test her abilities. Then she had a decent performance at the CMAs, but only with Vince Gill on hand to drown her out when needed. Her SNL spot was just OK. Then her Oscar performance was a disaster. Now her latest appearance on Glee is looking really bad.
—Just curious
Dear Cut Her a Break:
I think you're being a tad harsh on Gwynie (yes, this coming from me). First of all, maybe I'm not a die-hard Gleek, but I thought Paltrow looked friggin' awesome in the latest episode. I thought she sounded good and looked fab. Will I buy her country album? No. She should stick to acting? Yes, but I think people are being too tough on her.
Dear Ted:
I'm a huge fan, and have been reading since the early days of Toothy Tile. Anyone who doesn't have that one figured out should be required to read your archives—it's Ted 101, people! But I digress. Was Caesar Anchovy-Arse married before his marriage to Strippa Rip-Ya? And if so, do you think his current behavior was unleashed on the previous missus? Did Strippa have any inkling that he had this in him? Do you have any reason to think he might be abusive toward their adorable kids? It's all so sad.
—J
Dear Many Times Removed:
Caesar was seriously attached prior to Strippa, let's say that much. But his issues are all his own. Unfortunately, some women choose to make them theirs, too.
Dear Ted:
Is it me or is Sienna Miller's style looking a lot like Kristen Stewart's of late?
—KyKat
Dear Generation Gap:
Dressing-wise, not so much. Think both babes have unique style. But Sienna's been all up on Tom Sturridge. Now that would be an interesting addition to Robsten and the Brit Pack crew. Don't think she'd quite mesh.
Dear Ted:
Why hasn't Dina Lohan been charged criminally in all of this brouhaha involving her daughter/meal ticket? She's guilty in all of this necklace business (if not more so).
—M
Dear Lay of the Law:
She's guilty in the court of public opinion, unfortunately. Think that's all we can get her for.
Dear Ted:
Why not Tom Sturridge to play a leading role in The Hunger Games. I would love him to be in a big movie. He's gorgeous and a good actor.
—J
Dear Good One:
I'd put him on the list for Gale Hawthorne. Don't you think?
Dear Ted:
What do you think will happen to Robsten after Breaking Dawn? It'd break my heart to see them part, but do you believe they'll survive not being together that often? They already proved they're good at distance, but there's distance and distance.
—Nikki
Dear Make It Work:
There's no way you've seen the last of Robsten after Twilight wraps. I think these two are in it for the long haul. Do I think they may take a break in their relationship while they work separately? Yes. That would be the smart thing to do in the long run. But I bet you'll see them visit each other a lot, as they did for On the Road and Remember Me.
Dear Ted:
I totally think Charlie Sheen should go to Haiti. Those people could use some winning right now!
—Becks
Dear Bonkers Plan:
It certainly would get them tons more press! If Charlie could hold his crap together down there, then I would say yes. But we don't need to be giving Haitians any tiger blood; they've got enough to deal with.
Dear Ted:
Any news on Nelly Fang? Now that his movie is over, have his bedroom escapades stopped? I really hope they don't because I'm hoping to snag a little offscreen time.
—D
Dear Bad Boy Syndrome:
Please, a vampire can't change his (or her) fangs. He most certainly is getting what he wants on the side. But you know what? I think the missus is, too.
Dear Ted:
With all The Hunger Games talk, is there still a chance for Kaya Scodelario to be Katniss? I just think that she looks exactly like the description of Katniss, as well as having loads of star ( and Vice) potential.
—Vee
Dear Hungry for More:
Haven't heard her name at the top or bottom of the list. Doubt she's ruled out. I have a feeling we'll all be surprised by the studio's choice.
Dear Ted:
I've been a huge Mila Kunis fan since That '70s Show started, and I've loved watching her grow as an actress. Aside from splitting from Macaulay Culkin, I feel like she keeps her personal life pretty private. From everything I've seen, she seems like a total sweetheart. She doesn't have a Vice of her own, does she? I really want to believe she's as genuinely kind and down-to-earth as she seems.
—Katie
Dear Good Taste:
We love us some Mila at the A.T.! She has no Vice of her own, fear not. But there have been whisperings that could make her Vice-worthy. But I haven't confirmed.