Oh, if these walls could talk.
However, if you're able to look past all that TMI from "the new generation of masturator," then you might be interested in buying the bachelor pad that Jennifer Aniston Minka Kelly Jessica Simpson the singer used to call home.
The gated two-story house, located on a quiet cul-de-sac in Pacific Palisades, Calif., has four (presumably well-used) bedrooms and two-and-a-half baths, and features vaulted ceilings with streamlined interiors.
The Grammy winner, who actually moved out of the residence last year, is asking just over $1.3 million for it. Unfortunately for him, that's less than the $1.75 million he coughed up for it back in 2006.
Although, knowing what we know, we're pretty sure that whatever went down behind closed doors probably more than makes up for any monetary loss. Right, John?
On second thought, don't answer that.