You didn't think we were done talking about that Rolling Stone cover, did you?
Ever since Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard made a bloody-ass splash on the magazine, we've been following every word with panting tongues, particularly the race to see who'll bare it all on screen first!
So you can imagine how steamed up we are now that the topic du jour is the True Blood cast and their sexy parts…
What we've been wondering for the longest time is which star will make the journey to full-frontal nudity first.
Will it be sexually-experimental Eric (Skarsgård)? Already-gone-topless Sookie (Paquin)? Tracksuit-wearin' Bill (Moyer)? Beautifully-behinded were-hunk Alcide (Joe Manganiello)? Ab-tastic Bon Temps Casanova Jason (Ryan Kwanten)?
We know it probably won't be Tara (Rutina Wesley) or Sam (Sam Trammell), since Tara's too prude and Sam hasn't had a good sex scene since, like, Season Two. Boo.
Fresh from the R.S. article, we pulled some of the naughty things that these cold shower-necessitating actors had to say about their junk, hoping it can help us make our prediction.
"I don't want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous," Skarsgård told the magazine. "If we're naked in the scene, then I'm naked. I've always been that way."
Co-star and fellow covered-in-blood model Moyer said that he only covers up so that others won't feel as embarrassed. "I've got nothing to hide. I just think it might be embarrassing for the crew."
We've already discussed Paquin's "snatch patch," and we know from past episodes that none of these folks—especially Manganiello and ab-tastic Ryan Kwanten—have any qualms about going bare-assed.
But as the seasons get racier and racier, who would you put money on to show us their full glory on camera first?
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