anna paquin (70 posts)
Afternoon Mail! Are Gleeks Having More Sex Than Vamps?
Dear Ted:
The recent Wemma proposal on Glee got me thinking about Matthew Morrison. Does he have a Vice? If so, how juicy?
—Gleeful
Dear Dirty:
Yes, and it's naughty enough to fully inform his character when he and Emma are doing what he can to take care of her virginity, which he's made plain he wants to get rid of. Hmmm, why's that, Matt? Getting bored playing somebody you're most definitely not?
Dear Ted:
You mentioned that Nina Dobrev was involved in Vicey business with Ian Somerhalder. Does this mean she's an earner herself of her own moniker? Or is she just a supporting character? Also, has Ian been Vicing long before his Vampire Diaries days?
—Mike
Where Do A-List Pets Stay When Stars Travel for the Holidays?
Could you give us mere mortals an insight into celebrity puppy care? Especially when stars travel for the holidays?
—Proud Puppy Grandma, Mounds View, Minn., via the inbox
When it comes to their pets, celebrities such as Anna Paquin and Elisabetta Canalis pamper to near excess, with budgets to match.
So what's it like to live like a celebrity dog in December? Better than many humans:
EXCLUSIVE!
Mocking Twilight's "a Lot of Fun," Says True Blood Star Stephen Moyer
True Blood stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin have a very good reason to make fun of Twilight.
You might think it has something to do with some bitter rivalry between the hit HBO show and the mega huge movie franchise, right?
Well, there's no bad blood between them but...
Morning Bitch-Back! Michael Vick Gets Chewed Out and Up!
Dear Ted:
Thank you so much for calling out Michael Vick. Having worked in pit-bull rescue for several years, including working with and adopting dogs rescued from fighting busts, I really wish more people with a public audience would call Vick out for his lies and hypocrisy. The dog fighting was bad enough, but he tortured and brutally killed dogs as well. I personally know people who investigated the scene and they claim it was the worst experience of their lives. And these are people who have been doing cruelty and dog-fighting investigations for years. I'm also extremely disappointed in the Humane Society of the United States and Wayne Pacelle for giving Vick the ability to appear as if he has redeemed himself. Love your blog, love your work for the pups! Thanks so much for being a voice for the animals. All my canine crew send you big slobbery kisses!
—Suzi
Dear Couldn't Have Said It Better:
Totally agree, S, but rest assured, karma works in mysterious ways. Enjoy the fabulous photo above as proof—courtesy of animal loving reader, Tobie Faith, from Hal Roth.
Dear Ted:
Do you even keep a straight face when people ask if Jennifer Aniston's pregnant or when she's going to have a baby? The woman is 42 and ridiculously wealthy. If she really wanted a family she'd have one by now... and it's not exactly like she's dating a guy who's the settling-down type. Ironically, I'd probably like her an awful lot more if she were just honest and said that her life (and body) is badass just the way it is and that she doesn't need kids. Or would that just piss off too many housewives who are rooting for sad Jen to find a man and finally complete her life by having kids?
—A
New Ask Ted Video! Is Robert Pattinson Camera Shy?
Does Robert Pattinson suffer from paparazzi paranoia? And what's the latest on True Blood's Team Bill vs. Team Eric battle? All these answers and more on this week's episode of Ask Ted!
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True Blood Recap: A Bloody, Sexy Mess of a Finale!
Adios, Bon Temps! Well, at least until next summer.
And while this season definitely had its ups and downs, we're sad to see Sookie go! But before we start counting down the days until season five kicks off, let's chitchat about some of the craziness that went down on last night's finale, shall we?
So how did True Blood top last season's King Russell smack down?
Morning Bitch-Back! Does Rihanna Have a Taste for Ladies?
Dear Ted:
My guess for Cookie Muncher is Rihanna, and my guess for her mancakes is Drake. Am I right? P.S. Last year I took in a stray pregnant kitten that gave birth to her litter on my bed. I am happy to report that I adopted the mother and one of her kittens, my mother adopted two and my brother adopted a kitten also. The whole family have happy homes. I love your Blinds, but your advocacy and compassion for animals keeps me a devoted reader. It's nice to know that I get my gossip from such a kind and compassionate man.
—Brenda
Dear Cat Got Your Tongue:
As much as I wish I could say you're right, I'm really not such a nice guy, and Cookie is not as musically inclined as the pop star. Plus, I think Ri-Ri would totally own up to any lady-lovin' tendencies she might have. She's just that kinda chick. Kisses to all your kittens though, you sound like a great mama!
Dear Ted:
Thinking about Cookie Muncher, and I've got to say, I keep wondering if this is Anna Paquin, and her hubby, Stephen Moyer. She hasn't been afraid to admit that she is bisexual, and you said that they are comfortable with each other's Vices. Am I right or at least on the right track?
—Kimbo
True Blood Recap: Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead-ish!
It is Halloween yet? 'Cause all this witchy business has us seriously craving some candy corn.
But back to True Blood. When we left Sookie last week, she was up crap creek, causing her vampy lovers to bust out some heavy ammunition to blow Marnie and the Moon Goddess Emporium back to the days of the Salem Witch Trials.
So what's kooky old Marn up to this week?
Matt Damon's Six-Year-Old Movie Margaret Finally Coming to Theaters
Matt Damon, Anna Paquin and Matthew Broderick all seem a lot younger in Margaret.
Because they are. Believe it or not, this movie was shot six years ago. Which may explain why Damon still looks like Will Hunting and Paquin can play a young inexperienced teen when we all know her as sexed-up Sookie Stackhouse.
So what's it all about?
Is True Blood's Eric Going to Eat Bill for Lunch?
Oh come on, people. Our beloved True Blood had a tragedy not long ago, when crew member Jesse James Cartwright lost his life earlier this year, leaving behind a large family. So, real-life couple Anna Paquin and Bill Moyer are serving themselves up for an auctioned lunch date, just to help out!
Pretty cool, huh?
Well, yes and no...






