Does Wednesday have you full of woe? Don't cry! Things could be worse.
You could be:
A Lost Fan: Last night's ill-timed, shark-jumping episode left faithful viewers not so much scratching their heads as fearing the show's upcoming finale.
Sean Penn: The paparazzi-popping papa has been ordered to anger-management classes.
James Franco: After all the time he put in honing his performance-art craft on General Hospital, Penn's Milk BF gets snubbed by the Daytime Emmys.
So buck up, kiddo, and pick your best of the bad days:
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