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Oh, Answer B!tch, give us a window into the day of the Oscars for a nominee. I imagine it's equal parts decadent and insane, right?
—T.M., via the Answer B!tch inbox
Eh. Not really.
For years, Oscar nominees have "shared" what they've done on their "big day"—the phrase preferred by two out of three simpering celebrity outlets. And I will recount those activities here for you to sigh and marvel over, to imagine what Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are up to this exact moment.
But the actual routine may surprise you, not so much for what does happen as what doesn't: