HBOWe used to think there was no justice on Game of Thrones. The characters we loved and rooted for were met with unjust and heartbreaking deaths. (Still grieving you, Ned and Lady!) And all the characters we loathed and despised got richer and more powerful. Watching Game of Thrones was like being in a emotionally unstable relationship.
Then came the Purple Wedding. Joffrey finally got his comeuppance and the entire world cheered as he bled from every orifice at his own wedding. We still smile maniacally when we think about it. So now we know there is indeed justice on Game of Thrones; we just have to patient.
Guess what? We've been patient enough with Ramsay Bolton. We watched him torture Theon/Reek mercilessly. We saw the disgusting things he did to Sansa. And this season he's in rare form, what with setting his pack of dogs on Walda and her newborn son and murdering his father in the same damn episode. And finally, he stabbed Osha in the neck in last week's episode, so Ramsay is wayyyy overdue for a terrible, horrifying death.
Since we don't know when he'll die, we thought it would be fun (and slightly sadistic) to plan out the death of his absolutely appalling human. Or what do you call a human without a heart or soul or decent bone in his body? Oh, you call it Ramsay Bolton.
We've come up with a list of spectacular demises for our dear Ramsay, stuff like ripped in two by Ghost and Shaggydog (we believe the theory he's still alive), eaten by a giant ice spider (we have yet to see those) and flayed alive and left for death on top of the wall.
Pick your favorite manner of death below, or have some fun of your own and tell us how you'd like to see Ramsay meet his untimely end. It's the only thing we can do until we actually see the glorious moment with our own eyes. Until then, we wait...