Gone are the days when you had just five Best Picture contenders to watch before Oscars night. This year, the Academy nominated nine (9!) movies and half of them are like, three hours long. Who has time for that?!
Seeing as the awards are this Sunday, we're guessing if you haven't seen them yet, you're not going to. But don't let that ruin your Oscar party: Here's a cheat sheet with some helpful talking points to fake your way through this year's Best Picture race.