Happy National Mean Girls Day, bitches! If you don't know why you're celebrating the Lindsay Lohan hit today then, after we write some nasty things about you in our Burn Book (obviously), we'll be happy to fill you in:
"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was," Cady Heron's voiceover reveals about her blossoming romance with Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett). To which she joyfully responds, "It's October 3rd."
AKA today, AKA #NationalMeanGirlsDay as far as the Twitter legions are concerned. And who are we to turn down a party? It's not like we're grounded. And while we're leaving our slutty animal ears for later in the month, there's another uniform requirement today: