Angela Weiss/Getty ImagesWe've had steam coming out our ears over at Team Truth ever since we officially heard there are zero full frontal shots in Magic Mike. And we're a pretty pissed—after all, we find it a bit unfair to call Joe Manganiello "Big Dick Richie" and not give us a little peek!
So since Steven Soderbergh expertly danced around the question, we had to ask the lucky female in the flick how she feels about the lack of full-frontal.
And guess what? Olivia Munn is not happy, either.
"Look, I am just as pissed as you are!" Munn bitched to us when we caught up with her at the unveiling of her new clothes-eschewing PETA poster for their "I'd rather go naked then wear fur" campaign.
Hmm, wish you would have taken that argument to Mr. Soderbergh, doll, ‘cause we have to wonder exactly why Steve was scared to have the dude's drop trou when not only is the flick based on male strippers, but Hollywood seems to have no problem when a woman strips down.
For the record, we're waiting for hear back from the Motion Picture Association of America for an official response on this full-frontal gender discrepancy.
And even though Channing's reassured the audience the flick has a hard R rating, we're happy to report Munn wanted to see it all:
"I want to see full on frontal—Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Channing Tatum—I wanted to see it all, but you will see a lot in that movie."
Sorry, love, but a lot is not full-frontal, and we're less than satisfied—perhaps you should have directed the flick, no? Or so we thought, before Olivia quickly changed her opinion:
"Actually I don't really know if I want to see full-frontal guys all the time, that's a lot of penis."
That's a problem, why?! And what's up with the change of heart, Liv? First you say you're all pissed off only and then you totally change your ‘tude? Don't give us this Brett Ratner-esque back and forth when we know you're better than that, babe.
But even though Munn can't give us a straight answer how she feels, girl didn't have any hesitation picking a different best dancer than the director:
"The best is definitely Matt Bomer. I can't tell you the worst," quipped Olivia.
And since we also have a soft spot for those chiseled cheeks, we totally understand, but don't worry if Bomer's not your fave, ‘cause Ms. Munn has love for the entire sexy cast and wants them all on the next PETA poster:
"Let's get Channing…all the guys from Magic Mike should do it."
And what a par-fait idea, Liv—since we won't get the peek we deserve on the big screen, perhaps that's the next best thing? Bomer, McConaughey, Manganiello, Tatum, and Alex Pettyfer all stripping down for a good cause?
Now that's a show we'd love to see.