Hello and welcome back to another riveting week in 2020. Yes, we're still in bed. Yes, we're still wearing elastic waist pants. And yes, we don't know if that will ever change.
However, we do have some exciting news to share: It's November. Now, you're probably thinking, "Wow thanks, I can read a calendar." But before you call us out for stating the obvious, allow us to expand. November isn't just a month, it's a lifestyle. When the clock went from 11:59 on October 31 to 12:00 on November 1, we put away our pumpkin candles, ate the last of our candy corn and turned off Halloweentown. Now, the house smells like peppermint, we're eating gingerbread cookies and preparing ourselves for Freeform's 25 Days of Christmas. Yes, we're skipping right over Thanksgiving and embracing the holiday spirit like a warm blanket on a snowy night.
So, cue up Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" and grab yourself a cup of hot chocolate. We just need five minutes of your time to fill you in on everything you missed while hanging the mistletoe. (Too soon? Never.)
Double Tap For The Clapback
Six months after their third split, it seems Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green aren't seeing eye-to-eye as co-parents to Noah, 8, Bodhi, 6, and Journey, 4. So much so that after the actor posted a Halloween snap of him and Journey on Instagram, Megan accused him of using their brood for likes. "I know you love your kids," she commented. "But I don't know why you can't stop using them to posture via Instagram. You're so intoxicated with feeding the pervasive narrative that I'm an absent mother, and you are the perennial, eternally dedicated dad of the year. You have them half of the time. Congratulations, you truly are a remarkable human! Why do you need the Internet to echo back to you what should be inexhaustibly evident in the way your children love you?"
And friendly reminder that this exchange comes after BAG shaded Megan and her new relationship with Machine Gun Kelly. In August, when she described the rapper as her "Achingly Beautiful Boy," her ex took to Instagram to share photos of his sons using the exact. same. caption. Excuse us while we pick our jaws up off the ground.
You're In Big Trouble Mister
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go…there are people talking about Lori Loughlin. After all, the Full House alum has officially begun her two month prison sentence amid the college admissions scandal. While she put on a brave face for her family—a real you've got it dude mentality, if you will—daughters Olivia Jade and Bella Giannulli aren't taking the news so well. "Although the girls knew it was coming and have had time to prepare, it's still devastating to see their mom go," an insider told E! News. "Both Olivia and Bella are very distraught over it." As for the 56-year-old, she's begging fans to have some mercy. As she said back in August at the time of her sentencing, "I am ready to face the consequences and make amends."
The Walking Dead
Ahead of Halloween, Kanye West called upon the dead for a resurrection. Yes, for wife Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday, the "I Am a God" rapper gifted her with a hologram of her late father, Robert Kardashian Sr. "A special surprise from heaven," Kim wrote alongside the video, which featured her dad recounting some of their favorite memories together. "It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion." Naturally, Kanye also took four five seconds to pat himself on the back, too. After all, he programmed the former lawyer to tell Kim, "You married the most, most, most, most, most genius man in the whole world."
It's Time to Clare the Air
The most explosive moment in Bachelorette history is finally here. In a truly jaw-dropping sneak peek at the Thursday, Nov. 5 episode, we finally hear Chris Harrison say those seven words to Clare Crawley: "Congratulations, you've just blown up The Bachelorette." So what did she do exactly? TBD. But, we see boy band manager Kenny Braasch questioning whether Clare and obvious frontrunner Dale Moss started talking before the show and what we can only assume to be Tayshia Adams exiting a limo. Rest up Bachelor Nation because the journey—and the drama—are just beginning.
Before You Go...
We don't expect you to keep up with every single celebrity Halloween costume. So we did it for you. (You're so very welcome.) Go ahead and keep scrolling for every epic disguise we were blessed to see on TV, Instagram and, gasp, outside.
"Happy Halloween from the 'Exotic Aldeans,'" the country singer shared on Instagram after participating in a photo shoot with Justin Mrusek.
"Happy Halloween from the Curry's," the NBA player shared on Instagram. "'Count'ing my blessings! Ha"
"One big family of lions: Mufasa, Nala and Kiara plus Foley the Cheetah from the Lion Guard for Halloween," Lauren Hashian shared on Instagram.
"No tricks, only treats," the legendary singer shared on Instagram. "Happy Halloween everyone!"
"We decided to take it back to @maskedsingerfox #season3," the Real Housewives of Atlanta star shared on Instagram when revealing her family's epic costumes.
"Happy Halloween from our Pig, Mummy and Maleficent," the fashion designer wrote on Instagram when showcasing her children's looks.
"This is what happens when you let your 2 year old decide what you're going to be for Halloween," the Florida Georgia Line member wrote. "#woody #toystory."
"Fun times!" the Grammy winner wrote. "Happy Halloween!"
"Halloween 2020," the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star wrote online.
With help from celebrity makeup artist Daniel Blaylock-Napolitan, Stephanie was able to channel one iconic Grease character. "Greased lightning," the Real Housewives of Dallas star wrote on Instagram. "Had so much fun creating this with my family."
"An astronaut, Jojo Siwa and Wonder Woman," the actress wrote on Instagram. "Not a theme, but all American dream. Happiest Halloween from GC."
Halloween in 2020! The star's family goes trick-or-treating in Malibu with the help of the gita robot.
"Janet Jackson circa 1990," the Bachelor Nation star shared on Instagram while looking back on "Love Will Never Do without You."
"Who cut the cheese?" the American Idol judge joked on Instagram while dressing up with wife Caroline Bryan.
"Thank you @mondrianlosangeles for being my castle for the weekend," the Bachelor Nation star wrote on Instagram.
The two dressed up as '80s music icons Madonna and Bruce Springsteen.
The Bachelor Nation couple dressed up as Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt from their 2020 virtual Fast Times at Ridgemont High table read benefit.
"Hi-ho, the derry-o. The farmer ‘n the cow," Kailey Dickerson wrote on Instagram while celebrating Halloween with the country singer.
"Remember that one scene in Incredibles 2 when Edna Mode had to babysit JackJack...yeah that's how I feel every time I babysit my sisters kids lol @babywontons First Halloween with me," the beauty influencer and YouTuber wrote on Instagram.
"Happy Halloween from our crazy family to yours!!!" the Flipping 101 star wrote on Instagram. "You may see these pirates around the streets of Newport Beach tonight...beware."
"We tried," the actor and model shared on Instagram when dressing up for the holiday.
"'I'm outspoken, good looking, love to party and have fun. - Joe Exotic," the Teen Mom OG star wrote on Instagram. "#happyhalloween #2020cantstopwontstop #savethetigers #wetakehalloweenseriously."
"I need to speak to the manager of 2020... #happyhalloween #karensofinstagram, the country music singer joked on Instagram.
"Happy Halloween," The Challenge stars shared on Instagram while wearing Tipsy Elves.
The Deckers never disappoint on Halloween night!
"Sunnnnnyyyy days sweepin' the clouds awayyyyy!" the Today show co-anchor wrote. "Happy Halloween."
"An appropriate costume for a night shoot," the actress wrote while wearing a Smash + Tess romper.
"On season 2 of Tiger King, love is in the air...Joe exotic and Carole live happily ever after with their cool cats," the former One Tree Hill star shared. "#halloween #coolcats #tigerking."
"We take Halloween serious... our tradition on Halloween eve is to lock in on matching outfits and hit the streets in our ghoul mobile," the MTV star shared online when wearing Tipsy Elves. "Kids are all about it till dad zips up the skull face."
"Jack and Sally are expecting," the pregnant Dancing With the Stars pro wrote on Instagram when showing off her Halloween makeup from Jen Springer.