Randy Holmes/ABC via Getty Images, GettyWe don't know where anyone will actually be 10 years from now, but we do know where Kim Kardashian wants to be in a decade.
The letter she penned to her future self resonated with a couple of people so much that they decided to draft their own. Who might that be? James Corden and Jimmy Kimmel, of course. But in a twist of events, Corden revealed Wednesday that he had written a letter in 2005 to be read in 2015, which he then read for the crowd.
"I'm sure by now you've revealed to the world that you're Banksy," he read, letting his biggest secret slip LOL. "What a relief."
The Late Late Show host continued to reveal his goals for the current year, which apparently didn't include making the U.S. a full-time home! Funny how things turn out...
"Just got back from America. It's a nice place to visit, but I won't want to live there," he continued, cringing at his admission. "I'm also sure that O-Town is now the biggest band in the world, and you are its lead singer, or at the very least, you're the next Ricky Martin."
Some other goals included staying on the Atkins diet so he could be "so skinny by now" instead of being "a loser with no willpower."
Kimmel, on the other hand, wrote his letter recently to be opened in 2025 just like the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star. "I hope you are still #blessed as well as Snapchat grateful," he wrote.
But when the camera zoomed in on his hands, they appeared to be someone else's, to which he explained, "My hands identify as black."
Like Kardashian, Kimmel also posed questions to his future self.
"Am I still hosting my show? Am I finally gay?" he wondered. "Did my Latisse treatments work? What's the new kale? Is it parsley?"
And like any good person, he obviously wished only the best for the important people in his life. "I hope all my friends and loved ones are fat," he joked.
"I love you, me. You are my inspiration."
He ended his letter with one final wish: "I hope and pray that your eyebrows are forever on fleek."