In case you missed the big news, Taco Bell will soon be serving breakfast!
Oh, and Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged. That also happened.
Once the news broke, men and women everywhere starting mourning. Yes, people are certainly bummed that Ashton Kutcher put a rock on someone else's finger besides their own, but most people are seething with the fire of a thousand burning suns that Mila Kunis is officially off the market.
Don't believe us? Check out these folks who mourned the loss of Mila, one of the Sexiest Women Alive, on Twitter:
Damn Mila Kunis got engaged. All hopes and dreams are out the window
? Rarri (@sferrari300) February 28, 2014
Mila Kunis is engaged to Ashton Kutcher. Further proof that there is no God.
? Derek Reynolds, CPO (@theonederek) February 28, 2014
well its official I'm never getting married Mila Kunis is engaged #tonightimsingle
? keevan vonderheide (@askkeevs) February 28, 2014
Mila Kunis is engaged. I give up on life. I'm moving to Italy and starting over.
? Peter Basile (@BigItalianPeter) February 28, 2014
The news about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's upcoming nuptials has got me highly distraught.
#Inconsolable
? Rotimi Akinbiyi (@TimiFrost) February 28, 2014
Oh dear. Just heard this shocking news today. Now I'm REALLY heart broken. http://t.co/SIQs4ltWaY
? Matt Low (@matticus) February 28, 2014
i'm not the one getting married to mila kunis what a joke
? lucy (@nayasrivera) February 28, 2014
Overly disappointed in Mila Kunis' choice of life partner.
? Kari Gleeson Miskit (@kgmiskit) February 28, 2014
damn my baby moms mila kunis got engaged
? justin (jd) (@SchoolBoyJay_) February 28, 2014
Mila Kunis is getting married, damn!
? Elliott Hartles (@EHartles) February 28, 2014
MILA KUNIS AND ASHTON KUTCHER ARE ENGAGED I JUST THRew a CHAIr
? Emma (@emmadenice15) February 28, 2014
Heated my girl mila kunis gettin married
? Marc Rezabala (@MarcRezabala) February 28, 2014
NOOOO MILA KUNIS GOT ENGAGED
what am I supposed to do with my life now...?
? Harvey Dent (@Take_Care_Away) February 28, 2014
Mila Kunis it was a good run....sorry to see you go. Your hotness will be missed. . pic.twitter.com/cnIsfNYaXo
? Lunchbox (@RadioLunchbox) February 28, 2014
Note: Mila Kunis will still be hot as hell after she gets married. We don't think this guy knows how weddings work.
Today is a sad day... Mila Kunis is getting engaged ?? why god why?!?
? Kevin Turner (@kevmturner) February 28, 2014
Mila Kunis is Marrying Ashton Kutcher & my life is officially destroyed
? Hercules (@BigMeanMan) February 28, 2014
But for every person who is really upset that Mila is being wifed up by Ashton, there is someone who is hysterically happy over the fact that Jackie and Kelso from That '70s Show ended up together in real life:
Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are engaged, which means Jackie and Kelso ended up together, life is magical, and unicorns are most likely real
? Madison (@BOYDmeetsworld3) February 28, 2014
The fact that Jackie and Kelso are now engaged in real life is more than I could have ever asked for. Your turn Eric and Donna! #That70sShow
? Andrew Mark (@AndrewPattock71) February 28, 2014
Aw, am I the only hunk of manliness that thinks it's well sweet that Jackie and Kelso from That 70s Show got engaged in real life?
? GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) February 28, 2014
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher getting engaged was bound to happen since Jackie and Kelso pic.twitter.com/3y3Q2lippX
? Cyn Garza ? (@Cyn_kay7) February 28, 2014
So Jackie and Kelso are getting married in real life. Earth is slowly making sense again
? Brennan White (@BrennanWhite93) February 28, 2014
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are engaged so my life is basically complete #jackieandkelso #perf ??
? Ashley Schaefer (@ashschaefer) February 28, 2014
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS ARE GETTING MARRIED IM SO EXCITED JACKIE AND KELSO
? kristen (@rnuffin) February 28, 2014
Am I the only one freaking out that kelso and Jackie are getting married?! Because I'm dying happiness. ???? pic.twitter.com/NB4xjlnuwo
? elizabeth robertson (@elizabethash03) February 28, 2014
Congrats, Mila and Ashton! Most people on Twitter think you'll have the most beautiful babies. We agree.
But for those who are just straight-up depressed over this, you guys can talk about it in the comments.