Keep the stemware away from Jenna Bush Hager.
Just in time for BravoCon, the hosts of the Today show starred in their very own Real Housewives parody called The Real Anchors of Today, complete with their own cheeky taglines.
Savannah Guthrie kicks off the video pondering, "I like to ask the tough questions, so here's one: Can money buy you class?"
Don't mind the noise, that's just Luann de Lesseps getting her lawyer on the phone.
While reading a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey, Jenna declares, "You know what I always say. Don't judge a Bush by its cover."
Up next, Craig Melvin jokes, "As a journalist, I usually keep one ear to the ground, because I'm getting the other one pierced." We're not really sure that one makes any sense, but Craig does his best to sell it.
Meteorologist Dylan Dreyer has to make a weather pun, of course, saying, "My forecast is always sunny, but cross me and I'll be waiting outside your window." That got dramatic very quickly!
Sheinelle Jones, who has a name made for a Real Housewife, makes good use of it, saying, "Wearing Chanel is nice, but being Sheinelle is the ultimate luxury." Sometimes the taglines just write themselves, folks.
Willie Geist leans into another classic Housewives trope: copious amounts of booze! "What's my Sunday morning secret?" he asks. "A big, bold mug filled with a big, bold Sauvignon blanc." Breakfast of champions!
Not to be outdone by Dylan, Al Roker also can't resist a weather pun. "I usually predict sunshine, but I always make it rain," he says while flinging cash into the air.
Hoda Kotb saves the best for last, poking fun at affinity for affirmations by saying, "I'm known for my inspirational quotes, but what you may not know is they're also known as plagiarism."
If you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point?
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