Danielle Staub, Real Housewives of New Jersey

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Heidi Montag, aka Herpes 2, was recently spotted out having lunch with Danielle Staub, aka McDonald's Eyebrow Arches. Herpes 2 is staying true to her name, since just when you think you've seen the last of her, she appears in rash form on your labia majora. I can't think of a worse pair to have to share a meal with than these two morons. Since they were spotted together now it's being rumored that they are teaming up on some sort of "project." Danielle's last project, of course, was the Real Housewives of New Jersey, which was great for cougars and for Heather McDonald. Herpes 2's last project was her face, and it was not successful. I don't know what the hell the two of them are working on but as far as talent goes, the only thing they should "team up" on is a football squad.

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