I'm going to take a week off from blogging. I'm not sure anybody reads them anyway, or if the comments that come in are from Chuy using various aliases in an attempt to humor me and/or himself. 

If you do read this and start to miss my daily written wit, feel free to steal Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang from the nearest drunk college girl who is convinced she and I would be "best friends."

No…we wouldn't.  But thanks for watching.