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Dina Lohan

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Dina Lohan was all smiles as she was photographed next to Carvel Ice Cream's mascot Fudgie the Whale while promoting ProticaCares in Long Island. I'd never seen that mascot before, so at first I thought Dina was standing next to a giant shadoobie, which would have made more sense.

ProticaCares is a company dedicated to teaching children about healthy eating, by the way. Carvel makes ice cream cake.

So to recap: ProticaCares wants to teach kids to enjoy a nice healthy lifestyle by sucking down ice cream cake, and Dina teaches children to enjoy a nice healthy lifestyle by sucking up an eight ball. What...a match made in heaven.