When you're the First Lady of the United States, very little is out of reach—so we thought.
During an interview with Stephen Colbert on The Late Show Monday, the talk show host reminded Michelle Obama that she has only a little over a year left living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
"We're counting down!" Obama replied, raising her arms in the air with glee.
Why is she so eager to return to dull civilian life? For starters, she'll have more control over her transportation.
"I want to drive. I can't open my windows," the First Lady said. "One day as a treat, my lead agent let me have my windows open on the way to Camp David. It was like five minutes out. He was like, 'Windows open. Enjoy it.'" Those Secret Service agents sound worse than a helicopter mom.
She also misses one American retail staple: Target.
"I want to go to Target!" she exclaimed, clenching her hands in frustration.