Sofía Vergara's weekend looked delicious.
Seriously, in general, the Modern Family actress' life seems awesome. And not just because she's the highest-paid actress on TV.
Here is the photographic evidence.
This one's a no-brainer. Since December, Vergara, 42, been engaged to 38-year-old Joe Manganiello, one of the hottest actors in the universe. She gets to spend time with Joe Manganiello. She gets to take adorable selfies with Joe Manganiello. Eventually, she'll gets to marry Joe Manganiello.
And most importantly, she gets to look at Joe Manganiello. He stars in Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL. He strips in these movies. She can see that in person, every day.
She eats delicious desserts that look like this, seen on her Instagram page on Friday.
Oh, you didn't notice the enormous mountain of whipped cream (well, 2/3 of one) and elegant plate of cake and ice cream with strawberries and mandarin oranges? Well, that's probably because there's something ridiculously blinding in the way. That would be her perfect, humungous, multi-carat cushion-cut diamond engagement ring.
Despite indulging once in a while on tasty desserts and other delicious bad-for-you treats (my sandwich...MY sandwich!!!), Vergara still consistently looks like this. It's not fair.
Which brings us to Exhibit D:
This may perhaps be the secret to how she helps maintain her flawless figure.
"Learning to burn last night cake with the best!" she said in an Instagram post on Saturday, which shows her working out in a gym with her beau. "#nopainnocake."