Rihanna's time in Thailand didn't just result in the arrest of two men (who were charging tourists to take pictures with an adorable but endangered slow Loris).

The pop star also got a chance to show off her incredible bikini body...and visit a Phuket sex club! Naturally, the 25-year-old singer chronicled these exploits on social media.

And the description, be forewarned, is pretty graphic of what the Barbadian beauty says went down in the club. So, with that out of the way...


"Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu—y," she tweeted on Saturday, Sept. 21, adding that "The birds feathers were all damp!" (Foul fowl, ew.)

"And THEN she tried to turn water into coke in her $!!" she continued. "Uhh yea, all I'm saying is water went in and soda came out! I'm traumatized!!!"

Understandable. Thankfully, Rihanna was able to put this experience behind her! The following day, Monday, Sept. 22, she Instagrammed a shot of herself looking crazy-hot in a crocheted monokini. And the next day, she switched to a tiny pink two-piece for some #meditation.

Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it—and Instagram it so everyone can see!

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