It's a Special Tim Gunn Quote Day

The Project Runway judge is offering up his opinion on everyone to all the news outlets

Tim Gunn is out talking to everyone today—well, except us (what’s up with that, Tim?)—and he’s got plenty to say.

Let's start with Us Weekly: Tim likes Michelle Obama’s fashion choices over Cindy McCain’s. "She epitomizes class and American style. She looks approachable." Meanwhile, Cindy, "with her button-down suits and blouses—looks like she's duct-taped."

All right, now it’s People’s turn. Apparently, he disapproves of Katie Holmes’ pegged jeans. “I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it.” We can explain it—it's an acquired taste, and after a slow gossip month, Katie's jeans are pretty exciting.

And what does he think about a certain Disney Channel star? You gotta jump first...

Tim acknowledged the existence of Miley Cyrus to OK!, but he’s not that into her style: "[Miley Cyrus] is just a little too tarty, forgive me. I don't want her to look like she's going into a convent school, but it's just a little too much for a 15-year-old. If I didn't know better, I'd swear she was 25!" Has anyone showed him pictures of Ali Lohan yet?

When Tim gets around to giving us some quotes, we'd like one about Solange Knowles' furry shoes.