Happyhomemaker29 is just one of the many Soup supporters who simply refuse to let the spaghetti cat controversy dry up and blow away. In the spirit of the notorious pasta-eating pussy, Happy sends this surreal feline dining experience for you all to enjoy.

Not only does Tessa the cat eat with a fork, she has been "taught" (Velcro, perhaps?) by her owner Faye to use chopsticks. "I thought it would be a good gesture, because we're going to Korea," explains Faye. Normally, this is where we'd cut away to Joel.