After their Chi-town adventure, Lindsay and her whatever-woman, Samantha Ronson, just spent some time in Ef-Hell-Ay with Sam’s fam for a change—how much ya wanna bet 30-year-old Sammy’s getting sick of L2’s spongey sis, Ali? Ain’t it always a drag when your GF’s l'il sibs try to invite themselves to every outing?
In Miami, the group relaxed poolside at the hotel Delano, where the gonzo gal-pals shared a room together as well as some matching tropical cocktails—and we’ll just naively assume those are virgins. The drinks, that is, like we could be talking about anything else betwixt those two.
Apparently, the Ronson clan approves of this coupling, espesh big bro and music man Mark, who has basically become a third wheel when these ladies go bar hopping and nightclubbing.
Too bad we can’t say the warm ‘n’ fuzzy feelings are mutual for Daddy Lohan, who said his “faith” would stop him from walking his daughter down the aisle if she ever decided to take up California on its new gay marriage law. “I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” blabbed Michael.
We don’t think its 'cause LiLo’s respectful of your anti-equal slant on society—you’re just a bad dad, dude. After all, ya spend more time with the press than your own daughter. Here’s a poppa who truly needs to be Jon Voight-ed out of his offspring’s life if there ever was one. (Get over it already, Ange.)
Even if there were a two-woman wedding for these gals, and Mikey was man enough to show up, we forsee a three-hour-long toast spoken directly into an Access Hollywood camera. You’re better off a Ronson, Linds.