Leave it to Kristin Chenoweth to tell those New Moon wolf boys who's who and what's what.
In the new promo for her hosting gig at the Critics' Choice Movie Awards, the spritely actress spoofs the Twilight sequel. Making like Kristen Stewart's Bella, she steps out of a red truck and marches up to a pack of would-be wolves in a fury.
"What did you do to him," she demands, shoving one of the boys. "Why is Robert Pattinson barely in this movie?!"
When one of the not-nearly-as-hot-as-the-real-wolves tells "Bella" to get lost, K.Chen reminds him who he's messing with and gives him a good smack.
Not unlike Taylor Lautner's pals, wolf boy huffs and puffs and looks like a transformation is about to be underway. It's not—he starts crying.
"Werewolves," she says, rolling her eyes and telling them to "put some clothes on."
The Critics' Choice Movie Awards airs live on VH1 on Jan. 15 at 9 p.m.