Jean Baptiste Lacroix/Getty Images; Chris Weeks/Getty ImagesYay, overeducated hookers!
The sexiest, most depraved storyline on the new Melrose Place is the one where Stephanie Jacobsen's Lauren decides to pay her med-school bills by becoming a high-class call girl.
It's hard out there for a ho, especially one as fundamentally ladylike and good-hearted as Lauren, so the Melrose Place bosses kindly just cast someone to show her the prostitution ropes...
Sources tell us exclusively that Kelly Carlson, perhaps best known for playing Kimber Henry on Nip/Tuck, will be playing a madam who eventually entices Lauren to work for her as part of her prostitution ring.
Sounds pretty juicy, huh? Tell us what you think of this casting in the comments, and, while you're there, let us know if you want a rundown of the Melrose Place pilot sooner rather than later. We've seen a few such requests in the comments, and if there's a groundswell of support for such a thing, we can make it happen!
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Did you see our news that Bruce Willis' ex is also joining the cast of Melrose Place?