If it weren't for Lindsay Lohan further derailing all over the news this week, trust us, we'd still be (even more) obsessed with Charlie Sheen than we already are.
So, what's the common thread between these two notorious headliners, besides what may or may not be up their noses? Yep, these two crazies love making really poor decisions.
The not-so-common thread?
Charlie is doing loads of bad, yet he's still hauling in record millions of dollars for a TV star!
And let's face it, Lohan hasn't done anything worthwhile since Mean Girls, while Sheen's sitcom, Two and A Half Men, continues to consistently draw top ratings.
I mean, come on, Linds, you are in the only profession in the world (with the possible exceptions of sports and music) that will sweep all of your wrongdoings under the rug, just as long as you bring in the big bucks at work!
So, should Lindsay folow Charlie's lead, suck it up and get to work on time—and most importantly, courteously?
One thing's for sure, Linds, try applying for a non-Hollywood job with that record and you will succeed at only one thing: (more) unemployment.