Bitch-Back! Angelina in a League of Her Own?

Readers try to nix the comparisons between Jolie and K.Stew

Dear Ted:
Your post about Angelina Jolie and Kristen Stewart was all kinds of pathetic. The girl is nothing compared to Angelina in the looks, talent, presence or class department. I doubt Kristen will even land the role in Wanted 2. Who can fill in Angelina's shoes? Why do you think Megan Fox and Mila Kunis have constantly said no to taking Lara Croft's role in Tomb Raider? There is only one Angelina; she's sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, real, talented, elegant, classy, successful and smart. Get over your hate for her.
—Lauren

Dear Brad:
She's looking over your shoulder, isn't she? But while Ange is talented and obviously sexy, she started somewhere, too. Why can't K.Stew be the next Jolie—minus R.Pattz turning into weakass Brad 2.0.

Dear Ted:
Why are you so keen on Niley? It seems like the biggest things they have in common are their egos and their cockiness. I can't stand either one of them.
—Kelly

Dear Disney Disser:
Wait, you're saying that both of them being totally hot isn't enough to make a relaysh last? Who are you?

Dear Ted:
Has the adorably confused Crescent Kumquat ever been caught kissing one of your very own female Blind Vicers (off-set, of course)? I would love an answer to this one, doll!
—H

Dear Cootie Patrol:
Cres isn't exactly picky about who he puckers up too, so I'm sure you've seen him smooching some gals, and knowing C.K.'s naughty ways, I'm sure he likes both his boys and occasional babes to be quite naughty, too. The answer is yes.

Dear Ted:
Could Kristen be the "difficult" one for Summit because she is tired of the "three's company" promotion for the Twilight movies? I think she is ready to bust out the Mr. and Mrs. Edward Cullen tour. What do you think?
—L

Dear Stewing K.Stew:
That may be why we are upset with Summit, but K.Stew knows the media game. She's not just a puppet for the studio, she knows that if it were the Mr. and Mrs. Cullen tour, everyone would be like "Taylor who?" Don't expect Kristen to question the triple-threat approach. At the beginning, at least.

Dear Ted:
What is Emily Blunt's deal? Is it impossible for her to look happy with her fiancé? She looks thrilled in every other pap shot when John's not there. Really? I know almost every gossip column say she and J.Kras are sitting pretty, but I think it's B.S. Emily is gaining a ton of publicity from this engagement, and I think it's all she's after. Her public profile has increased dramatically since the engagement. She's always had the acing chops, but not a lot of people knew who she was before the engagement. I think there are zero wedding plans and that they'll be over by the end of the summer (if she gets Catwoman). She is going to break Jim Halpert's heart. Please give me some dirt!
—Please Be Blunt About Blunt

Dear Honest Emily:
If she was really looking for publicity, she could have nabbed a dude with a lot more clout than the guy from The Office. Even engaged, Em-babe lays pretty low. Trust, you would know if this was a faker—she's definitely not.

Dear Ted:
You once said Orlando Bloom's and his girlfriends were "ridiculous pairings." Why ridiculous? I think Pirates gal Naomie Harris is perfect for him, a nice London based low-key beautiful young woman. Does this sound ridiculous also? Or are you and many others hoping he gets together with Jen Aniston, finally!
—C

Dear Yuck:
Because they never last—which is what he wants, just like Clooney. And no way to the J.A. hookup. If there's one thing Jen doesn't need, it's another boy in her life. When she finally hangs up the margarita glass and bikini, she needs a real man—which also disqualifies fratboy wannabe Gerard Butler.

Dear Ted:
Friends with benefits or not, I have a feeling Alexander Skarsgård is going to get bored with K.Bos and dump her hard and fast, leaving her so stressed—like after her breakup with Orlando—that she ends up scary skinny and devastated again. How do you think it's going to end?
—Troy

Dear Worrywart:
I don't think Kate's taking this relaysh as seriously as you think she is.

Dear Ted:
How bisexual is Anna Paquin, really? I kissed a few girls in college. Somehow it seems girls have less trouble kissing girls than guys have kissing other guys. But kissing a same-sex person once or twice doesn't really make you bisexual, don't you agree?
—B

Dear Bi-Curious:
A.Paq is no wannabe celeb trying to get attention by manipulating her sex appeal. She announced her bisexuality to bring awareness to a cause, so I'd give her a bit more clout than a few drunken makeouts with other chicks.

Dear Ted:
You are my newest addiction and I love you dearly. However, I have to ask something that seems a little strange to me. You keep referring to how smart Robsten is with media and fans. Sometimes you make them out to be some sort of geniuses. Now...I find that very hard to believe. Considering their age and experience, is there someone else in the back giving them advice? To me, it's quite obvious the only thing they are doing is keeping their mouths shut or trying to kid off questions that they can't avoid. What's your take on this?
—Sugarsnap

Dear I.Q. Test:
Sure, they may be young and new to the game, but you've got to learn quick when you're at the center of one of H'wood's biggest—and definitely most crazed—franchises, which is exactly what Robsten (along with a lot of the cast) has done. And the way R.Pattz and K.Stew play with their fans, I'd call them evil geniuses.

Dear Ted:
What is up with Taylor Swift? Can't that girl be single for a minute? I know she young and beautiful (I'm the same age as her), but every time I see her, she has a new boy-toy. Is she the type of girl that can't be single, or has daddy issues?
—L.A.

Dear Diagnosis:
Tay definitely likes having a boy around, but I wouldn't chalk it up to daddy issues. More like, was-read-too-many-fairy-tales-as-a-child issues.

Dear Ted:
Just saw the red carpet pics of Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris from The Back-Up Plan premiere! Thought they both looked great, but I'm not feeling the love story there. Any news on Jackles? Might we see Jensen return the favor and have Jared in his wedding party? Figured you might have the inside track on that one from your convo with Ms. Harris.
—Melissa

Dear Red Carpet Review:
Am I reading this right? Did someone actually give Danneel a compliment?