CMA Report: Nicole Icy, Taylor Nice-y?

We have supergirly dish from CMA Awards!

Despite Carrie Underwood's near-Kanye West moment at the CMA Awards last night, gotta say these babies weren't exactly our cup o' gossipy tea, is that putting it delicately enough? Oh, who cares, let's just say we were hoping for a little bit of drama onstage, Underwood quasi-bitch, notwithstanding.

Nevertheless, we had one of our fabulous E! spies out in Nashville who's feeding us all the gab on what you didn't see go down on the boob tube.

Was Taylor Swift as nice as she very much tries to appear to be? And which babe was acting too big for her botoxed-looking britches?

"Nicole Kidman was her usual aloof self," sasses our trustworthy Tennessee mole. 

Not too nice considering her hubby, Keith Urban, was blabbing to E! News how his entire new album is basically dedicated to Nic. But no, we hear Kidman couldn't be bothered to chat with fans or press peeps.

Even Underwood, who actually had a reason for being at the CMAs, was able to slap on a smile (although sometimes it seems forced) for the crowd. 

Underwood was in a cheery mood—joking with E! about her latest wedding rumors, laughing 'em off, saying she's supposedly been engaged about four times. It doesn't sound like she's ready to settle down anytime soon, 'cause she's still getting a handle on who she is. 

"I just wanted to work on my self this year," a gorge Carrie told us. "I just wanted to do some self improving." 

One babe who really needs no self help is über-winner Taylor Swift. Seriously, how does she even go up from here? 

"I never imagined that the unattainable thing I always had in my mind and imagined would happen to me at 19," Tay told reporters after all her accolades. "I feel so lucky to take trips to NYC for the VMAs and go to Saturday Night Live. When I went to country radio, no one was used to playing music about a girl singing songs about the guy sitting next to her in class," a giddy Swift gushed. 

Hmmm, how about the dude sitting next to her at a hockey game? For the record, Taylor Lautner told us he has no idea if Swift has written a song about him yet. 

Swift just seems so...nice. How can anyone be this sweet and innocent? We don't want to buy it, but after seeing SNL we became a Swift fan. She's funny, cute and talented. Ugh. OK, maybe we hate her.