Is there a shot in hell our dear Toothy Tile could be really scared straight, as opposed to just scared into acting that way?
Our fave Current TV segment "That's Gay" written and performed by Bryan Safi (which is still way funnier than Brüno ever hoped to be) blasts the futile hobby some people have to convert gay men back to being straight.
Are people just bitter that the supercute, funny and talented Neil Patrick Harris is openly playing for Team Homo? Deal with it, folks! He's ours!
We certainly hope of all people, Toothy's watching this latest installment...
...so he can finally realize that no amount of happy family photo ops with his beard babe is ever going to convert him to full hetero. Just give up the pointless game, dude.
As for Bryan, he tells us no one's ever officially tried to persuade him to go straight, though "My mom occasionally still tries to set me up with her friends' daughters, 'because Bryan, never say never.' "
Yeah, good luck with that, girls!
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