Morning Piss: Getting Cranky About Robsten!

Thu., Aug. 6, 2009 4:30 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

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Just because we totally heart Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart doesn't mean we have to love them all the time. We're starting to get a tad annoyed at the Twilight sweethearts. Why can't they be a smidge more like Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer?

Look, we don't need a defacto "we're together" statement or PDA sesh from Robsten. We love that they're private. It sky rockets their chance of actually somewhat staying together. But we're getting a little bored of all of this sneaking around and Rob and Kristen recently following the "what Summit says goes" mantra in interviews.

And we couldn't be more thrilled for the newly engaged True Blood couple 'cause we seriously adore Anna and Stephen. They seem to have one of the best grasps on Hollywood relationships that we've seen in a very long time. They don't blab to the media about each other, but they also won't pretend like they haven't seen each other naked whenever they are out for public appearances.

The engagement might be a little fast, but we wish them the best of luck. Like, really. At least one vampire fairy tale is out in the open.

So please Rob and Kristen. Throw us a teeny tongue waggin' bone. Are we the only ones getting a little frustrated?

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