Dear Ted:
Disconcerting news about the Robert Pattinson taxi hit no matter what instigated it, fans or fear. It hearkens back to you telling us that he is, for good reason, terrified of his fans. It also reminds me of your post questioning whether Hollywood is good for him. Which then reminds me of your numerous postings on how he likes to drink. He surely looks very upset now; I hope these recent events do not turn him into the next Hollywood roadkill (poor choice of words, I know). I truly have high hopes for him because he seems to have quite the talent potential.
—Anonymous
Dear Too Real:
Rob is gettin' deeper and deeper into the oftentimes-dangerous H'wood machine, but he isn't in over his head just yet. I wouldn't give up hope for R.Pattz so soon. Smarter than the average celeb. Plus, Kristen has his back (just not too many others).
Dear Ted:
If you were locked in a room with Spencer Pratt and Denise Richards and you have only one blueberry pie, who gets it in the face?
—Diane
Dear Tough Choice:
We don't talk about he who shall not be named, anymore, but Denise is really pretty harmless, so how about Kate Gosselin?
Dear Ted:
Is it just coincidence that Jennifer Aniston is seen publicly with "friend" Bradley Cooper after he has a hit movie, even though they've supposedly been "friendly" since their bomb, He's Just Not That Into You?
—Whatever
Dear Celeb Conspiracy:
Are you suggesting that celebrity romances are not all they appear? How dare you!
Dear Ted:
Are you based in California, and if so, are there any administrative jobs with you?
—Mel.Julian
Dear Bad Economy:
Yes. And our fabulous new intern Marc Snetiker says, "No, go away!"
Dear Ted:
OK, Ted, time to play Would You Rather: (a) date Edward Cullen or (b) date Robert Pattinson?
—Jenni S.
Dear Tough Choice:
I'm married, so I go with this option: (c) date neither but continue obsessing over both.
Dear Ted:
Is Terry Tush-Trade Rachelle Lefevre? Everyone believes so. Can you confirm this?
—Angela849
Dear Twi Bi:
Not Rach. Keep guessin'! (Diff fame level.)
Dear Ted:
I want to tell you that you are loved overseas! But since you started with all the Twilight hype, I'm getting a little bit bored, though I'm faithful to you everyday. So I have two questions: First, could you stop with the Twilight hype for a while? Not completely, of course, but write about some other celebs! Second, is Dommy Do-Rightly Paris Hilton? Blond girl, her "show," movies, splitting with Doug and hooking up with Cristiano Ronaldo. She seems really close to your description!
—R
Dear Blondes Have More Fun:
Pare-poo has the same vices as Dommy in real life, but P.H. is a different Blind Vice altogether.
Dear Ted:
I've been in the U.K. for the last three weeks. When I tried to log on to E!, I got thrown to the U.K. E! by my browser. I did not know you were so global. OK, on the 22-hour journey back to the States, I took the opportunity to OD on the rags. I have another Brangelina question (I know you are throwing up now): What is your take on Brangelina responding to the rags through People magazine? Specifically, through People, Brangelina denies all of their trouble—relationship, Angie's weight, adopting more kids and pregnancy.
—International
Dear Overseas Obsessive:
For how much publicity H'wood's golden couple gets in the media, the two are remarkably quiet. The ratio of talk about them to talk from them is astronomical, and Angelina almost always plays it coy. It's nice to see them yakking, but as we all know, denial is never what it seems for celebs.
Dear Ted:
I am so in agreement with your Obama Morning Piss. It took political expediency for him to denounce the racism of his church pastor of 20 years. Casting my vote held so much promise...now, so much disappointment. Politics as usual? I fear for our future generations.
—Jeln
Dear Disappointed With Democracy:
I'm with you, but I haven't thrown away all support for Obama just yet. I just wish some things were different, but sadly, that's politics as usual, as you say.
Dear Ted:
Lighten up on the Sexiest Man cover! What I find interesting is that both Adam Lambert and Lance Bass made the cut. Both young, both openly gay. And you're not blowing your horn over that? Are you fixated on what type of straight man they are choosing for the cover? Who cares? I was thrilled that Lambert and Bass are in the hunt. Priorities, dude.
—Movystar
Dear Dude:
Don't you think I'm all for a gay Sexiest Man? Duh! But I don't think either of those two meh-hunks are worthy of the title.
Dear Ted:
If the man we all know to be Toothy Tile ever comes out of the closet, would you actually confirm that he is Toothy?
—Angel
Dear Don't Wait Too Long:
Of course!