Pattinson's Cannes-Romp Rumors: The Real Story

Tue., May. 26, 2009 1:15 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca and Taryn Ryder

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Must give credit when due: Lainey, too, seems to know what really went down about Robert Pattinson's Cannes faux romance.

We had a pair of A.T. eyes also gallivanting around the French Riviera this past week, and we're assured that no such greasy get-together went down at the amfAR party in Cannes.

"Rob's a private guy. He wouldn't be 'all over' and kissing any girl in public, let alone someone he just met. That whole Life & Style account is not [Rob] at all," 'fesses a Pattinson insider (who is deliciously inside).

We weren't that worried, either, because it's so obvs that that blond girl is supersketchy. How else does the mag seem to have the 411 on her? Maybe 'cause she was the source? Do we smell a Nikki Reed rat, or what?

Plus, we've seen Rob in action at these big soirees a few times, and he even told us back during the Oscars that the extravagant Hollywood-type parties are so "not his scene."

He'd far rather puff on a smoke (and then about 30 more to follow that one) than some grasping gal's tabloid-ready tonsils. I mean, you'll find this guy hiding out in a corner with a bigass drink, not salivating over a random babe in front of everyone. Trust.

So how is everything in Italy going?

So far so good, we're told. Aside from the paparazzi café pics floating around, that's about as public as Robsten is getting anytime soon. That is, until they head back to L.A. together at the end of the week for the MTV Movie Awards.

But the suits would never send just Rob and Kristen alone to promote New Moon. Oh no, Robsten has hardly earned the rights to travel around privately together. Hence the reason Taylor Lautner will be on hand with R & K.

Let's just hope something sexalicious happens when those two inevitably win their Best Kiss award. Maybe they'll rehearse for that mouth-watering moment in an Italian villa's bedroom suite? We're hoping for a Ryan Gosling/Rachel McAdams tongue-sucking-type acceptance speech, even though our Twi source tells us that won't happen.

Robsten fans can only dream, right?
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