Jennifer Aniston may pick terrible men, but ex John Mayer is no better in the love department. Mayer just can't help but rebound with dumb, skanky girls. Take his most recent conquest, Scheana Marie. You know, the cocktail waitress/aspiring actress (she was in a JoBros' music vid, after all) who gives daily interviews saying how she just "hung out" with J.M. for a while.
Well, Scheana now tells E! she has no hard feelings for her ex-"friend."
"I think he's just trying to get on his feet after the breakup [with Aniston], work on the new album, and he's a really talented guy," she says. "He's got a lot going for him, so good luck with all of that."
Gosh, John sure knows how to choose 'em. You would think this media chatterbox would be the perf fit for Mayer, but even she outdoes him. Could it be karma for John befriending the paps and running his mouth during the Mayerston days?
Either way, must 'fess that we much prefer Jen taking her frustrations out in bad movies to John's therapeutic method of overeager slut twittering.
So how long before he combines his love for women and technology? Seems that may already be in the works.
John has already started spitting some innocent game over the 'net at Disney cutie Demi Lovato. They've had some presh little tweets back and forth, and D.L. hardly seems to mind. She says she would love to collaborate on a song with Mayer, specifically the one she wrote called "Heartbreaker."
Couldn't be more fitting if you ask us! But be careful, Dem, it won't be long before John starts using his tweets not just as foreplay, but the whole damn act.
—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder