AP Photo/Junji KurokawaDear Ted:
This one's not about Twilight, so who knows if you can spare the space. What is it with Brad Pitt doing Japanese commercials? Does he need the money? Is he trying to out earn Angie? Is it greed?
—Patricia
Dear Money Matters:
Brad's done tons of Japanese commercials—he's a desired dude over there! And don't think for a second he doesn't love the break from his bossy-ass partner (though I hear he misses her in bed, what a 13-year-old he still is!).
Dear Ted:
Amen to you for the Fat Man Gallery, Tedster! It's about friggin' time that the double standard on weighty matters is put into perspective. On a similar topic, how come the tabs are screaming that mini-Tori needs rehab for an eating disorder while the rapidly-shrinking Mr. Rogen is given nothing but props for his extreme slim-down? (And dare I ask how he managed this rapid weight loss? Diet and exercise? Yeh, suuuuure.)
—RainsMom
Dear Suspicious Skinny Stars:
Seth doesn't have an eating disorder. His methods aren't really tsk-tsked in H'wood.
Dear Ted:
I honestly don't buy the whole Nikki Reed hooking up with Robert Pattinson scenario. There was no sign of an attraction between the two and I seriously think that he was too into Kristen Stewart to even give Nikki a second glance. Plus, in all his interviews, he's all but confessed his love for K. So how reliable are your "sources" that confirm this and didn't you say before that they never hooked up?
—Reba
Dear Doesn't See the Twi-light:
As good as they get. But could somebody be enhancing the truth a bit? With this crowd/story? It's a given, to be sure.
Dear Ted:
Gotta give you props, dude. You take no shit from nobody and throw it right back around with a nifty little dose of sarcasm. Love it! Keep it going!
—Jdw
Dear Double Negative:
Thanks! (No sarcasm that time!)
Dear Ted:
Your "Jennifer Lopez Is So Over the Common Folk" was so on point, wow! Right down to the last word. One thing you should had added though, not only would Madonna "love" to have her on her tour, I'm so sure Mariah wouldn't mind penciling her in if Madonna can't! She needs to put all of those high couture outfits back on the rack, pick up some street gear and hop on the next No. 6 train back to the Bronx!
—Yanita
Dear J.Low:
Six train? Please. Jenny travels in nothing less than a limo nowadays. And the closest she'll ever get to the Bronx again is her twins' nanny arranging a baby playdate with Ashlee and Pete's kid.
Dear Ted:
No question for you—just kudos for keeping gay marriage in the conversation. Still can't believe there's even a question about this. We're talking about civil rights! Not personal beliefs. Civil rights. Churches have the right to marry who they want to marry—some choose not to marry all heterosexual couples. But the government makes marriage (as a legal status) a government issue by classifying married people differently than single people in terms of taxation and other financial designations. The government does not have the right to tell you who you can marry and doesn't try in the areas of ethnicity, religion, geographic location or economic status.
—Jennifer
Dear Right On:
Couldn't have bitched it any better!
Dear Ted:
Two questions, is Hard-Nipple Nick an established Hollywood A-lister, and what age group does he fall under?
—Sarah
Dear So Specific:
Yes, and older than Efron!
Dear Ted:
I read this morning Miss California is stating at her church that there's a direct correlation between pedophilia and homosexuality. I was deeply offended for your community and almost feel the need to apologize for her. Clearly she's entitled to her beliefs but such small-minded, ignorant comments make us all look bad. And I'm in a state that recently voted against gay marriage!
—Straight Supporter
Dear Ally:
If she's so scared about pedophiles, why doesn't she start with the Church first? It's chock-full of 'em.
Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Spencer Pratt?
—Me
Dear Are You Nuts?
We're offended on Toothy's behalf that you'd even suggest him as our beloved Tile.
Dear Ted:
We know that you really don't like Robert Pattinson, but pretend to just to get hits, but ruining his image by saying he's f--king Nikki Reed is messed up. People on this blog believe everything you say and are severely emotionally attached. You really need to clear that off if it's false.
—Erika
Dear R. Pattz Pissy:
I noticed how you inserted if it's false. Why'd you do that, hon? I stand by what's been reported.
Dear Ted:
You totally have destroyed Rob's reputation.
—Vivian
Dear Overreacting:
Please, anything we dish on here won't affect R.P.'s fan base one bit. He should buy us lunch (and dinner and a weekend with him, alone, in Cabo) for the amount of press we've given him!
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