AP Photo/Chris Pizzello'Member back at the Oscars when Sean Penn completely avoided thanking his wife while accepting the Best Actor Academy Award for Milk? And Sean's excuse was, "she knows how I feel."
Total ass-wipe put-down, right? Ha! Now that Sean's filing for separation—again—well, we all know how Penn truly feels.
Wonder why the Penns decided to play the man-and-wife thing throughout the whole damn process? Did it make Academy voters more comfortable with voting for a guy who played a gay man, as long as deep down, he had a hetero, pretty, happy nuclear family by his side, and one he wasn't supposedly stepping out on, to boot?
And jeez: You'd think it'd be the left-at-home wife wanting to get the ef away from a husband who spends evenings with the ever-trustworthy Lindsay Lohan (who at this point has more experience busting up relationships than acting), not to mention similar eyebrow-raising honeys in hotel suites.